Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Dutch Oven Cooking
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
I am famous .... well, almost





Wednesday, September 24, 2008
insignificant
A small nurse shark being released into the water
A picture of the entry area known as White Rocks

Some of the fish that can be seen at Seabase
I made my way around all three bays taking in all the sights, and becoming familiar with the underwater terrain. Those first two hours absolutely flew by and soon my tank was getting to low on air to stay under water and I would have to have to go back to land, eat some lunch and get a new tank. It would be necessary for me to spend at least an hour out of the water so that my body could get rid of some of the extra nitrogen that builds up in your blood stream when you are under water. Failure to do this could result in a painful condition called the bends, if severe enough, it could even be fatal and I did not want to risk that.
The only thing I did not see on my first dive was the shark. I was really hoping to get a good look at him, but nurse sharks do have tendency to be a little shy, so I guess I wasn't to surprised. I asked the staff about him and they gave me some good ideas of where his usually hang outs were. I knew I would only be able to squeeze in two more dive today and I really wanted to hand feed the fish, so I decided to by the fish food for my next dive and then if I didn't see the shark, I would take my last dive searching for him.
I walked over to the snack bar and order my bag of fish food. I chuckled to myself as I discovered that the "fish food" was really a zip lock bag full of dead frozen guppies. The very same guppies I am sure that were abundant in the pools I just finished diving before lunch.
I put my gear back on and descended into the water for dive number two. As soon as the local wild life realized that I had a treat, I was completely surrounded by hungry tropical gluttons. They were darting all around, each trying to be first to zip in and grab a bite as I released it from the bag. I even had a couple over eager fish nibble the end of my fingers before I could reach back in to the bag and get another morsel out for them. Before I knew it I was in the middle of a feeding frenzy. Literally hundreds of fish now surrounded me each trying to get a bite of the meal I had brought for them. For a moment I wondered if maybe they would start eating me if I ran out of frozen guppies.
I tried to back away just a little bit from the growing school of fish in order to make a little more space for those that were showing up late for dinner. In the process of doing this, I caught a glimpse if some movement form the side of my mask. I turned to look, but whatever it was had already moved beyond my visibility in the water. As I turned back to deal with expectant group of fish I had in front of me, I realized what had made the movement I glimpsed earlier. It was the shark I had been longing to see!
Only this shark was not the foot long darling little fish I had seen in the video earlier, but it was an eight foot long behemoth that cruised through the water with startling elegance and efficiency. I considered myself to be fairly comfortable in the water and could swim with ease while wearing my dive gear, but it became very obvious to me that I was nothing more than a bungling incompetent mass compared to the obvious skill that this creature had in the water. In a flash, the shark swam under me and grabbed a guppy that had fallen out of my bag while I was distracted.
My mind instantly shut down and went into panic mode. I began to back peddle away from the giant of a fish, letting loose my bag of guppies while my mind was occupied only with my eminent demise.
Now those of you that are familiar with the nurse sharks, are probably getting a great laugh at my expense, as they are probably one of the most docile and harmless creatures that mother nature has ever graced the earth with. Soon my mind came to terms with this and I was able settle down and regain control of my actions, but for a brief moment in time I experienced a level of terror and absolute panic, that I fail to find the words to describe.

What was really lurking in the waters below
I enjoyed the rest of my dives after gaining control of my self, but when I left the water for the last time that day, I had a new found respect for mother nature and some of her creature of the deep. Hopefully I am a better person for it.
Monday, August 25, 2008
The battle has ended ...?
Never has an opponent brought out such feelings of absolute hatred in me. The thirst to kill has grown in me, springing forth from some unknown well buried deep within, urging me to continue the battle until a final victory is achieved. Perhaps a part of me has become twisted and I have reverted some sort of primeval state of being, because as I look upon the withered corpses of the defeated, a sense of euphoria washes over me. It may be that my grip on sanity has become tenuous, but any outcome less than victory, will leave me as only a husk of the man that I once was.
Before you judge me to harshly, and condemn me for the horrible beast that I have become, I would have you know that I did not choose to start this war. I was thrust upon me, against my will and I have been only left with two choices: Fight or surrender. I have chosen to fight.
The battleground has been in my very own yard. We have had a large influx in the number of yellow jackets buzzing around the house. So, I set forth on a reconnaissance mission to determine the source our pestering, and discovered that we had three hives situated in strategic locations around our complex.
The first enemy encampment discovered was an electrical junction box that enters the house near our back garage door. There was a small gap around the perimeter of the hole entering the wall and a hive had developed in the wall cavity. My first attempt to eradicate the buggers was met with failure as it proved difficult to get the poison in the wall. It was only after risking life and limb by removing the junction box from the wall that I was able to get enough poison into the cavity to bring about their demise. Needless to say they were not very happy with my digging about.
Battle ground number two was an electrical outlet next to our patio door. There were similar difficulties with this one as there was with the junction box. I first attempted to fill the entry hole with a mixture of gorilla glue and wall paste, but the pests were very resourceful and managed to chew through the mixture and reopen the hive after only one day. It was then that I knew I was in for a serious battle. Finally after two cans of poison and some liquid nails to fill in the gaps, both of these locations have been secured for the time being.
The final battleground is still being contested, but I believe I have gained the upper hand. It is a ground hive underneath the corner of my driveway next to the main section of walk that goes from the front door to the driveway. It was in this battle that I received my most grievous wound. In order to get at the entry way to the hive it was necessary to dig out the gravel covering it. This was the front line of their greatest resistance, and where my resolve was greatly tested. At the first strike of the shovel they attempted to swarm me, I quickly batted away several dive bombing attackers and retreated to a safer distance to measure up their strength. As I was calculating my next move a lone scout managed to attach itself to my legs and began to plunge it's venom filled harpoon into me. It was only the protective covering of my trousers that saved me from an awful fate. I determined that this was not the proper time to continue my endeavor and that it would be better to flee and fight another day.
It was about a day after my first attempt to close the entrances to the hives that I discovered a serious flaw in my battle strategy. Upon awaking in the morning I discovered about twenty of the enemy soldiers lurking about our mess hall. We would have be on red alert for the next several days. It was during this time that I sustained my first injury. As my main sleeping quarters were currently in the process of being redesigned, I had been temporarily stationed in the fore room until completion of the project. It was while sleeping in this fore room, that a stealth fighter had penetrated our defenses and landed a couple of painful blows to my person. While deep in sleep I felt a searing pain in the back of my head, not quite awake, I raised my hand to examine the injury and discovered the offending unit still in my hair. I quickly latched onto him in order to further prevent injury to myself, but the fog of sleep still had hold on me and my grip was not as secure as I had hoped and I received a second stab in my thumb. The injury to my thumb was mild but it did have the effect of causing me to let go of my quarry. The enemy waisted no time in taking advantage of my error and immediately dropped to my arm and inflicted what would be his final stab into my flesh. Having become fully aware of my situation, I desperately struck out with a killing blow and ended my peril. The next couple of hours were spent wide awake as sleep would not return easily. The next day I was haggard by fatigue but I was still alive, and I would make them pay dearly for their attack.
After a recovering from my injury I set about preparing the plans for the final confrontation. I had requisitioned a couple of chemical weapons and readied them for use. My plan was simple. I would attack fast and furious, hitting them hard with the first chemical device. While they were in a state of confusion I would then move in quickly with some heavy equipment and extricate the stones that were sheltering the entrance to their last hold out. Once the stones were removed I would hit them with the last chemical device, hopefully penetrating deep into their lair and ending the last of their resistance. The plan was executed almost flawlessly. Almost I said, as you can see from the photo, one of their soldier, I am sure sensing his inevitable demise, took a kamikaze approach and managed to land a significant blow to my right hand. The swelling is quite profound, but I am sure I will be able to fully recover and return to my patrol on the front lines.
Ah, nothing quite as glorious like the look of victory on the battlefield.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Answer to Amy's tag





Here are the first two items to get harvested from our garden. A green pepper and a red onion. Don't they look delicious

This green pepper is just calling out to me to make my favorite Fajitas for dinner!!

This little red onion may have been picked a little bit premature, but it was crowding with another onion plant and I needed to "thin" them a bit. I think it will go well on a fresh BBQ burger!!
My mouth starts to water everytime I look at the rasberry bushes
And this is why, look at all those lucious fresh berrys!! Just imagine a fresh warm rasberry crisp topped with a scoop of cold ice cream. Well you are going to have to imagine it, because I ate the last of it for breakfast this morning!!
Friday, July 18, 2008
Arise Sir Knight













Monday, July 14, 2008
And the winner is....
